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Finaryman View Profile View Posts. Last edited by Finaryman ; 22 Dec, am. Originally posted by AlBundyFan :. Last edited by Finaryman ; 22 Dec, pm. Baryonyx View Profile View Posts. This is a tabletop simulator not a boardgame simulator in the literal sense - it simulates the top of a table and somethings some things surrounding that on which you and your friends can play board games of all kinds.

Scripted mods have varying degrees of automation on them, but there are no games with a functional, reliable AI. There are a few mods out there that have an AI, such as UNO, but it is more of a proof of concept and can break often. Originally posted by Finaryman :. Scripting could do what you say, you just have to learn it yourself or find someone to do it for you. Tags game joke this. Frontpaged January 8, This Game is a Joke by TheMillz. Circle of Pain by TheMillz.

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